i love you cousin!

yes, i am away from home. no, i'm not on holiday. well, not technically... :)

i'm actually at crystine's house.. yes, MY COUSIN

and currently, i'm exploiting her wireless keyboard... if u must know, i indeed am rolling around the room on the computer chair typing this. which means i have to come back to correct all the typos :S

i just went about three feet, four feet away from the monitor and asked tiney-poo to read all the typos on this post. i shall quote her:

"back, back, space type correct. mispelled it. back back back type again. no wrong again. back back.."

yeah, u get the picture. she's currently telling me how hot enrique ingelasias is...

"he's so hot he can melt the whole north pole.. *nods vigorously* and south pole"
mehhh *rolls eyes*

she's laughing at the monitor :S yes she has two computers

this keyboard is seriously the coolest thing i've managed to stumble upon so far... yeah yeah you're probably thinking "lovelyn, go get a LIFE"

so anyway, here's ten ways to annoy my cousin:

1. be LAME. and by lame, i mean MY brand of lame
2. i stand behind her when she's typing and smack her everytime she makes a typing mistake :D
   
3. invite her into a 3 way conversation in msn, use the wireless keyboard and sit right behind her...*remember: STEALTH`` den type "tine. turn around" and go BOO :D that was fun. fun beyond anything else in the world. so far :S
4. then, be quiet in the 3 way and wait for the unsuspecting "crystine" to say "yuan, type something. quick!" then literally type "something" :) after all, she DID ask me to type SOMETHING, right?!
5. stare at her and don't move until she comes over to smack me
6. and believe me, when she's hyper and siaw, she WILL come over to whack me one
7. convince her that she's not funny OR lame.. cause I am :D ;p jkjkjkjk
8. convince her that i'm putting up some scandal about her on my blog (i.e. this post! :D)
   
9. adopt this very annoying accent and talk to her in it
10. and finally.... write a blog post based solely on ways to annoy her. that'll REALLY annoy her!

i'll throw in another two for the heck of it (for the sake of annoying her even more)

1. don't react, just ignore her when she's talking to you. she'll be damn annoyed (i just did that) :) MAN, it worked
2. she hates murky swampy green. Thus, this post is in those exact colours :)
   

advice from a pro. learn it. live it. annoy crystine with it!!