i love you cousin!

yes, i am away from home. no, i'm not on holiday. well, not technically... :)

i'm actually at crystine's house.. yes, MY COUSIN

and currently, i'm exploiting her wireless keyboard... if u must know, i indeed am rolling around the room on the computer chair typing this. which means i have to come back to correct all the typos :S

i just went about three feet, four feet away from the monitor and asked tiney-poo to read all the typos on this post. i shall quote her:

"back, back, space type correct. mispelled it. back back back type again. no wrong again. back back.."

yeah, u get the picture. she's currently telling me how hot enrique ingelasias is...

"he's so hot he can melt the whole north pole.. *nods vigorously* and south pole"
mehhh *rolls eyes*

she's laughing at the monitor :S yes she has two computers

this keyboard is seriously the coolest thing i've managed to stumble upon so far... yeah yeah you're probably thinking "lovelyn, go get a LIFE"

so anyway, here's ten ways to annoy my cousin:

1. be LAME. and by lame, i mean MY brand of lame
2. i stand behind her when she's typing and smack her everytime she makes a typing mistake :D
   
3. invite her into a 3 way conversation in msn, use the wireless keyboard and sit right behind her...*remember: STEALTH`` den type "tine. turn around" and go BOO :D that was fun. fun beyond anything else in the world. so far :S
4. then, be quiet in the 3 way and wait for the unsuspecting "crystine" to say "yuan, type something. quick!" then literally type "something" :) after all, she DID ask me to type SOMETHING, right?!
5. stare at her and don't move until she comes over to smack me
6. and believe me, when she's hyper and siaw, she WILL come over to whack me one
7. convince her that she's not funny OR lame.. cause I am :D ;p jkjkjkjk
8. convince her that i'm putting up some scandal about her on my blog (i.e. this post! :D)
   
9. adopt this very annoying accent and talk to her in it
10. and finally.... write a blog post based solely on ways to annoy her. that'll REALLY annoy her!

i'll throw in another two for the heck of it (for the sake of annoying her even more)

1. don't react, just ignore her when she's talking to you. she'll be damn annoyed (i just did that) :) MAN, it worked
2. she hates murky swampy green. Thus, this post is in those exact colours :)
   

advice from a pro. learn it. live it. annoy crystine with it!!

Lovelyn's Cousin

tiney-poo, it IS a good song, yes i'm talking about the taking back my love one. i love it too! and i'm not surprized u do too. hahaha

and i googled enrique
let me tell ya, he's HOT :D

totally
fully
undoubtedly,
i AGREE with u on that

but taylor lautner is still hotter than rob pattinson

OH EM GEE

okok, i know i know... it's totally BIMBO, but OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!

i was reading my cousin's blog (link) and found...

THE OFFICIAL NEW MOON TRAILER!!!

yes, click to watch

so i am bouncing off the walls
because
jacob
is
so
HOT!!!!!!!!

don't believe me?
WATCH IT!

eye candy

i was doing add math homework yesterday, cause i felt sooo guilty for not studying this holiday..
SO, i spent the entire day studying chemistry and add maths... :S

as a treat, i am now blogging, facebook-ing and watching DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES!! :D


and.. this post shall be on...

my list of hotties
but celebrities of course
:D

note: none of this is in order, there isn't a "best"
it's just...
a little stress relief

To start off,

Let me introduce you to...

The "should have been" American Idol
ADAM LAMBERT
isn't he just a dream??

and now..
TAYLOR LAUTNER

betcha can't wait for the second twilight movie, New Moon
cause dear Jacob
1. CUTS HIS HAIR
2. is BUFF-er
3. there's more of him
:D!!


and now, i'd like you to meet
the vampire himself...
ROBERT PATTINSON
he's not as hot, :P
but tiney poo,
this is for u

to continue this Twilight craze phase,
meet
JACKSON RATHBONE
who plays Jasper in the Twilight movie

he was supposed to play Sokka, in the upcoming
Avatar: the Last Airbender movie,
but they wanted asians
-kudos to them for that-
so, Jackson was in
and then out




okay, we all know this one.
my love in form 3.. form 2?
mahh whatever..
there's still room for
JAKE GYLLENHAAL!!!!!!!!!
i'll spare you the details

Drools...
look out for a tribute post, people
i can feel one coming on




okay, i had to tear myself away from jakey
to introduce you to prisonbreak's
WENTWORTH MILLER
he plays Michael Scofield,
a structural engineer, trying to get his brother, Lincoln Scofield out of jail before Linc's execution day comes. interesting. violent. intriguing.

note, Went is wearing
WHITE HIGH TOPS
basic colour, white, duh
chuck taylors
Good looking with great taste
what more could i ask for?! :D




This next piece of eye candy
takes me back to my days in form 2.
Charmaine Bong!!
Here's FERNANDO TORRES
the totally HOT football player from Spain.
And to make things better,
Torres is now playing for LIVERPOOL FC
YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
he'll definitely never walk alone

this picture was taken during the
FIFA WORLD CUP
i think two years ago?
one year? :S i can't think straight
i was watching his game with charmaine over the phone
he scored a goal,
struck this pose,
WHAMMO!
makes in on my "list"

and he has a tattoo:)
there's a story to that,
but i shouldn't bore u

Up next,
These guys look so good, God made TWO of them
yup, IDENTICAL TWINS

These are the Carlson twins
Lorna Chong introduced them to me
she passed me a blog on hot twin models,
and the Carlson duo are my favourite.
Most of their pictures are..
explicit? indecent? wrong?
so these are the more... suitable.. ones

:D!!!!!





This next hottie hails also from spain
meet MARK GONZALEZ
a.k.a. Speedy Gonzalez
known for his speed in his gameplay;
football

Okay..
sometime last year,
i had an "emo guy" craze.
i kinda still do,
i mean.. emo guys are HOT
and i stumbled upon
ALEX EVANS
model
owns a clothing line; Heartbreaker
Has BEAUTIFUL eyes

and his snake lip-piercings
are just
:D!!!!




The next piece of eye candy
takes me back to Form 1.
JOEL MADDEN
lead singer of the band Good Charlotte
unfortunately, jo is now MARRIED and has a KID
oh well,
reminisce..

The guy with the tattoos is none other than BENJI MADDEN
joel's twin brother
he's actually a sweet guy under all that ink

and speaking of hot twins...
this next pair play the roles of Porter and Preston Scavo
from none other than my current FAVOURITE series
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
ladies, meet the adorable pair, in the first few seasons
brent and shane kinsman
as porter and preston scavo, season 1-4 (or somewhere there)

and thanks to my dear old dad,
here are the twins in the FIFTH season...
MAX AND CHARLIE CARVER

above: Porter Scavo, played by Charlie Carver

above: Preston Scavo, played by Max Carver (my personal favourite :D)





Speaking of Desperate Housewives' hotties,
here's JAMES DENTON
he plays Mike Delfino

sigh... i guess i'll end the post here...
some of you might be thankful "oh FINALLY"
others might be "ONLY?!!"

lol, whatever it is, i'mma end here.

i know i know, i really should be studying
but i've worked my butt off the past two days
and there's one more week,
so i'll push myself to the limit then..
let me enjoy what's left of my holiday!

don't judge me!

drone

the holidays...

an oddly boring time of the year

but then there are the exams to study for...

gahh... exams...

but before that, there's that dreadful TEST DAY



BIOLOGY

CHEMISTRY

PHYSICS

all in one bloody day...

and duh, the teachers planned it. All three of them... smart eh? talk about a new way to torture students. Maybe this is what they do at staff meetings!

WHOA, talk about an epiphany

ughh...

i'll study soon

soon

very soon

soon enough...

blast from the past

rooting through old files again

found the entire "KL TRIP" file...

meheheh!


nah, i won't bore you with another picture post. i have other picture posts looooonnnggg over due...

what caught my attention was this video:

what in the world?! you may ask...
well we were in KLCC Petrosains, which oddly turned out to be more exciting than we thought. There was this hologram exhibit thing, so Lorna and I went "sci-fi".. lol, more like SAKAI

and here's another one i found...
omg, i'm embarrassed!

at Sepang circuit.. There was this Car Museum (no duh) so emma decided to have a little fun and she got into one of the cars. so a crowd gathered behind me (i was holding the camera) to watch emma go where no student has gone before. probably.
Note: nothing was damaged, misplaced or stolen during the course of this "excurtion"
viewers are strongly advised to keep in mind that this video is meant for my dear PEICHEN as a gift for her fifteenth BIRTHDAY last year. poor thing couldn't come to kl with us, so Ya Wan and i made her a video diary of our trip. during the course of this video diary, we talk to peichen through the camera. as if she were here. yes.. i know.. corny... but still!! WE LOVE YOU PEICHEN!

my uncanny ability to freak my cousin out

dear cousin,

YES, YOU, CRYSTINE

know what's fun?

freaking you out

know why?

you freak out like... like.... like a fish flopping and flapping for it's life in a fisherman's bucket.
good for you, i didn't film it O.o
no wait..
good for ALL of us
muahahhahahh

you funny little barnacle!

if you're wondering what the heck i'm talking about... click here and go to my cousin's blog

no literally... it's a link so click it

note her post on June 1st 2009

UNCANNY ABILITY!